"I was home entertaining guests, when I fell off the chair and
cracked open my head. Bees flew out, and they flew up their
skirts because they wanted to travel the world."
-The National

I have been eating these cute little packs of japanese
gum all of the time, but i don't think anyone told the
japanese that putting sugar in their gum was bad for
teeth.  if i get cavities, i am going to blame the
whole nation of japan.  i would even take a subaru
as payment.