throwback thursday

some quotes I found, saved up in my phone over the past few months.

'My armpit is sweating like it is what it does for a living.'
-Steele

'I watched a movie called Trainspotting last night. It sort of made me want to move to Scotland and do heroine.'
-Tony M.

'I was driving through Evenson, Evenston, Evanston; whatever, your last name screws that place up.'
-Also Tony M., but more flustered

'I accidentally came up with a really good racist joke the other day.'
-Isabel

'I don't think he's practicing, he said the 'f' word.'
'I practice the F-word sometimes.'
-Philip, and Nick's Southern friend AJ

'Those guys that carry the casket at your wedding!'
-Bryan, during a game of catchphrase

'Weren't you just Timothy?'
-Isabel, again

'She's like gravity!'
-Kent, on someone's card-playing skills


'I really like this lasagna, because if you have an allergy, it WILL find it'
-Todd B., during Heather and Chaz's rehearsal dinner