one of my recent favorites, from Steph:

"I have the kind of blood I can give to the whole world, but I just keep going to Mexico all the time."

It may just be the sickness talking, but when I watched Kristen Wiig's farewell on SNL today I got a little bit teary-eyed. They were all fighting back tears too and it showed the intimate part of that relationship you don't see on TV. But anyways.

While  I was editing photos, I accidentally hit the wrong button, and, instead of giving my client (yes, it's weird to call someone a client) perfect skin I multiplied their zits.  Kaylee Evenson: making you look bad since 1991.  What can I say?  This is a measure of the exhaustion I am feeling.

I've been drinking lots of lime water and eating vegetables and running, and all of the while pretending that the hours aren't counting counting down.

Two things, that if I think them to myself real quick, can make me laugh.

1.  The story of yesterday at work, how between running to the bathroom to throw up, Jakob showed me a check that someone had tried to cash.  The check was just made out to "Photographer".  No name, no other details, as if we'd look at it and know exactly the person it was meant for.  Imagine going to the bank with a check made out to "Barista", or "Salesman", or even "Kid that works at McDonald's".  Anyways, the guy got real upset that we didn't want to give him the cash right away.  I still imagine this scenario in my head and cannot get over it. 

2.  A cute conversation between Ten and Leo tonight:
"Leo, what sound to bears make?"
"Loud Noises!"