leave well enough alone.

the other day i talked to the attorney general for a good few minutes before i realized who he was. so that was awkward, because if i had known i would have called him 'mr. attorney general' instead of by his first name. but also i wonder if he likes to feel like not everyone is recognizing his face from the news and newspapers. like he could get away with drinking a cup of coffee at a coffee shop without an interruption.

some nights i love not having my car, because then i can't think about how much stuff is in the trunk, or if i brought a snack (why am i always so hungry lately?) and i have to live on what can fit inside of a purse.

we walked into the pie, and about twenty minutes later what i'm pretty sure was the cast of jersey shore walked in. i have never watched that show but i have watched saturday night live. i have never seen so many men with awful fake tans in my life. i wish i could describe it, but basically it was just like staring at a couple of pennies, and that's as close as i can get. they were recording themselves too, and kept looking over at us like, 'could you NOT talk to each other, please.'

i have been living in a week-long world of headaches and being tired. i feel like i am getting a cold but the only part of it that ever stays is the headache. i think i just need a great bike ride because of:
exercise helping you feel better

and

i am stressed.

i wish i could ride for like, 200 miles and just never stop.

alright, here he is,


she says, and then sends her cell phone in through the drive up tube.
i do not know what i am supposed to do about this, so as the phone drops, i hand it to my supervisor. immediately he is told "i need to speak to your manager", so without a blink he walks the cellphone into her office. the lady hits the button again and says,
i am so sorry about this, if you think this is bad try being married to him.

i wonder why it is that people like to tell me such sad things about their lives, but i sent her the phone back and waited for her reply
you people are so good to me.

that is probably the most average type of day at work.

where i can push a button, and say thank you and have a nice evening and go on with the day.




i can't believe i have been doing this same thing for a year.